by Jim Gaites, Randy Mentzer

Ambassador, Ambassador
What you gonna do?
When you go to a party, no one understands you
Ambassador, Ambassador
What you gonna say?
When foreigners walk in your room and bother you all day
Ambassador, Ambassador
What you gonna find?
There may be starving people here but you don't seem to mind
Ambassador, Ambassador
What you gonna eat?
When you can't read the menu and you ordered camel feet

Ambassador, Ambassador, Ambassador, Ambassador
Ambassador, Ambassador, Ambassador, Ambassador
Ambassador, Ambassador, Ambassador, Ambassador

Ambassador, Ambassador
What you gonna buy?
When you order more limousines no one will questions why
Ambassador, Ambassador
What you gonna wear?
That tuxedo at a swimming pool makes everybody stare
Ambassador, Ambassador
What you gonna tell?
Your policies on politics that's what you try to sell
Ambassador, Ambassador
How you gonna flea?
When Spleenbo and his radicals surround your embassy

Ambassador, Ambassador, Ambassador, Ambassador
Ambassador, Ambassador, Ambassador, Ambassador
Ambassador, Ambassador, Ambassador, Ambassador