Apple Strudel Lady
by Douglas Knox, Randy Mentzer
When I’m with the Apple Strudel Lady - |
Everything is fine |
I’ll have some apple strudel - and some sparkling wine |
Yeah that Apple Strudel Lady -She’s a friend of mine |
She’ll shake her strudel up and down -Wow, she’ll wobble all around |
She’ll take her poodle for a waddle |
And her poodle it’ll piddle a puddle |
Then we’ll go back to the Apple Strudel Lady’s cubicle |
We’ll put a waffle on the griddle - |
Until its brittle |
And then we’re gonna have a bowlful of Total |
‘Wayne Fondle’ |
When I’m with the Apple Strudel Lady |
Everything is good |
I’m so happy |
I could whittle wood |
And then we’ll go down to DuPont Circle |
Pop the topple off a bottle of ripple |
Have tipple, |
Until we wiggle |
Watch out for the thistle with the prickle |
It ain’t no pickle |
It won’t be edible |
So don’t be gullible |
The Apple Strudel Lady is so cool |
So don’t be know political fool |