Apple Strudel Lady
by Douglas Knox, Randy Mentzer
| When I’m with the Apple Strudel Lady - |
| Everything is fine |
| I’ll have some apple strudel - and some sparkling wine |
| Yeah that Apple Strudel Lady -She’s a friend of mine |
| She’ll shake her strudel up and down -Wow, she’ll wobble all around |
| She’ll take her poodle for a waddle |
| And her poodle it’ll piddle a puddle |
| Then we’ll go back to the Apple Strudel Lady’s cubicle |
| We’ll put a waffle on the griddle - |
| Until its brittle |
| And then we’re gonna have a bowlful of Total |
| ‘Wayne Fondle’ |
| When I’m with the Apple Strudel Lady |
| Everything is good |
| I’m so happy |
| I could whittle wood |
| And then we’ll go down to DuPont Circle |
| Pop the topple off a bottle of ripple |
| Have tipple, |
| Until we wiggle |
| Watch out for the thistle with the prickle |
| It ain’t no pickle |
| It won’t be edible |
| So don’t be gullible |
| The Apple Strudel Lady is so cool |
| So don’t be know political fool |