Linda Lu Blues
by Randy Mentzer
 

Well Linda Lu
She’s got the blues
She lost her seat in office
But she got another offer
A head of the CIA
Appointed by the President
She turned down the EPA
Cause she wasn’t a resident
 
Well Linda Lu
She bought some boots
She visits the President
With secret documents
She gives presentations
About foreign relations
She carries a machine-gun
To disperse demonstrations