| Linda Lu Blues |
| by Randy Mentzer |
| Well Linda Lu |
| She’s got the blues |
| She lost her seat in office |
| But she got another offer |
| A head of the CIA |
| Appointed by the President |
| She turned down the EPA |
| Cause she wasn’t a resident |
| Well Linda Lu |
| She bought some boots |
| She visits the President |
| With secret documents |
| She gives presentations |
| About foreign relations |
| She carries a machine-gun |
| To disperse demonstrations |