Political Whale/Beaver Guts
by Randy Mentzer, Douglas Knox, James Gaites
 
Political Whale,
You really got my goat
Political Whale,
I’m gonna track you in my boat
Political Whale,
What you said about my mother
Political Whale,
I’m gonna cut you into blubber
 
Political Whale,
I hope you go to jail
Political Whale,
Your policies will fail
Political Whale,
I hope you get nailed
Political Whale,
No one will post your bail
 
Political Whale,
Ate my friendly shark
Political Whale,
After it was dark
Political Whale,
You ought to be marooned
Political Whale,
I’m gonna stick you with my harpoon
 
Back in O - HI - O
I ran over a beaver,
(echo)
by the side of the road
(echo)
His name were Felix,
(echo)
and he had 10 kids
(echo)
We buried him in a, a,
parking lot outside of Wendy’s
Oh - Beaver Guts
Oh - Mamma, I want beaver guts
And before we ate him,
we had us a little prayer
To thank us the good Lord,
that beaver guts were there