"Carbon-Monoxide Radical"

by Jim Gaites, Randy Mentzer, Bruce Reed

Carbon-Monoxide Radical Don't be afraid to breathe Go to Dow Chemical I'm sure they will agree Place that gas mask on your head To protest the fumes you receive Ignore the toxic chemicals And the factory down the street

Carbon-Monoxide Radical Don't be afraid to die Go to 3 mile island Ask the people why The EPA and the CIA Locked him in a cell He wrote his mom a good-bye note And he swore he would not tell

Carbon-Monoxide Radical Went insane one day He grabbed an aerosol can An he began to spray He sprayed the White House walls The President was dismayed The Senators were in shock He wouldn't go away