"Citizen Wayne" |
by Doug Knox, Randy Mentzer |
Citizen Wayne is politically cool Citizen Wayne he ain't no fool Citizen Wayne does a face distortion Citizen Wayne does a diplomatic contortion Citizen Wayne got Spleenisitis Citizen Wayne swelling of the Spleen Citizen Wayne died a hero Citizen Wayne please don't go |
Who's that guy over there playin' the guitar? His face looks mighty familiar to me 'My name is Citizen Wayne My face has been framed' Settle down Wayne You're a pain to the brain You're face should be in flames Let me detail all the crimes you have maintained |
Citizen Wayne caused his granny great pain Called her a dog, said she ate her vittles like a wart-hog Citizen Wayne got a granny-smack to the face Citizen Wayne put his granny in her place Got out a belt-sander and sanded his granny's face away Citizen Wayne believes in anarchy today |
Citizen Wayne is politically cool Citizen Wayne he ain't no fool Citizen Wayne does a face distortion Citizen Wayne does a diplomatic contortion Citizen Wayne got glaucoma Citizen Wayne swelling of the eye Citizen Wayne died a hero Citizen Wayne please don't go |