"Facial Afflictions"

by Randy Mentzer

Outlaw all facial afflictions -

Please do it today

Outlaw all facial problems -

I like it that way

Outlaw all facial mutations -

Outlaw facial decay

Outlaw everything -

That has to do with your face

Face blotches and face scars -

A thousand dollar fine and a prison sentence

Face lifts -

10 years imprisonment

Triangular face -

That's the death of your first born

Parallel face -

That's immediate death

Outlaw all facial afflictions -

Please do it today

Outlaw all facial problems -

I like it that way

Outlaw all facial mutations -

Outlaw facial decay

Outlaw everything -

That has to do with your face

Face blotches and face scars -

A thousand dollar fine and a prison sentence

Face lifts 10 -

years imprisonment

Triangular face -

That's the death of your first born

Parallel face -

That's immediate death