"Free Clinic"
by Jim Gaites
 
It's run by the state, ya' know
But that don't mean the quality is low
It's health care for the poor
The line runs out the door
 
Free Clinic That's where I want to be, in a
Free Clinic Get me a nurse to take care of me, in a
Free Clinic Unless she's actually a he, in a
Free Clinic Fresh out of the penitentiary!
 
Free Clinic Won't do you no harm
Free Clinic Get that fungus off your arm
Free Clinic No patient is refused
Free Clinic The piss cups are all used!

The nurses look like beagles...
Half the patients are illegals!
Got treated for my asthma,
While giving a pint of my plasma
 
Free Clinic That's where I want to be, in a
Free Clinic Get me a nurse to take care of me, in a
Free Clinic Unless she's actually a he, in a
Free Clinic Who just had a lobotomy!
 
Free Clinic Won't do you no harm
Free Clinic Get that fungus off your arm
Free Clinic No patient is refused
Free Clinic The piss cups are all used!