"Kill That Bill"
by Jim Gaites
 
I have a bill
and it says,
"Every homeowner
should own his own
nuclear warhead
and use it
at his own discretion."
(All right guys)
 
Kill that Bill I thought it was a good one
Kill that Bill It had a good solution
Kill that Bill I want that Bill
Kill that Bill In our constitution
Kill that Bill
 
I have another Bill
that states that,
"Every person should
place cotton in their ears
tie weights around their legs
wear dark sunglasses
so as to achieve
equality in the masses."
(All right guys)
 
(Chorus)
 
I've got a bill
and it says,
"All women
should have big butts
and that Medicare
should pay for the operation
and each girl should receive
due compensation"
(All right guys)
 
(Chorus)