"Linda Lu"
by Randy Mentzer

Linda Lu has a new pair of shoes
Linda Lu has a new pair of shoes
Come to Linda's pizza joint,
and get some pizza in your face
Come to Linda's pizza joint,
and get some pizza in your face
 
Linda Lu has a new pair of shoes
Linda Lu has a new pair of shoes
Come to Linda's rip-off spot,
and get some money in your face
Come to Linda's rip-off spot,
and get some money in your face
 
Linda Lu really knows what to do
Linda Lu really knows what to do
Come to Linda's camera shop,
and get some photos in your face
Come to Linda's camera shop,
and get some photos in your face
 
Linda Lu is political too
Linda Lu is political too
Come to Linda's campaign rally,
and get some slogans in your face
Come to Linda's campaign rally,
and get some slogans in your face
 
This is the story of Linda Lu
She had so much money,
she didn't know what to do
Cruised in a car
Went to the zoo
Lost her seat in office
Now she's doomed
Cruised in a car
Went to the zoo
Lost her seat in office
Now she's doomed