" The Mayor's Unfair"

by Randy Mentzer

The Mayor's unfair -

and no one cares

The Mayor's unfair -

and no one cares

When I complain -

no one cares

When I explain -

no one cares

The Mayor embezzled -

$10 million bucks

You know I saw him put it -

in his truck

He tore down the park -

To build a new gay bar

He killed the Governor

He went too far

The Mayor's unfair -

and no one cares

The Mayor's unfair -

and no one cares

The Mayor's a square -

so why are you there?

The Mayor's not a queer -

so why are you here?