" Military Moron"

by Jim Gaites, Randy Mentzer, Bruce Reed

Let's all go to Cuba

I wanna start a war

I wanna cause a big scene

Get my face on channel 4

(Repeat)

Oh yes I joined the army, Air force, Navy too

I learned a lot in boot camp, like how to tie my shoes

Oh yes I joined the army, Air force, Navy too

Got real drunk last weekend, drove my tank right through the zoo

Oh yes I joined the army, Air force, Navy too

A master of self-defense, in karate and kung fu

Oh yes I joined the army, Air force, Navy too

Got real drunk last weekend, drove my tank right through the zoo

The boys are getting bored now, we need some place to go

Displaying our expertise, and put on a good show

Let's all go to Cuba

I wanna start a war

I wanna cause a big scene

Get my face on channel 4

(Repeat)

Let's all go to Cuba

I need a good cigar

I'll see you at the Bay of Pigs

And meet you in a bar

(Repeat)

Let's all go to Iraq

I need a bowl of hash

I'll see you in the oil fields

With pockets full of cash

(Repeat)