Chorus:

Mr. Brown where have you been?

Mr. Brown don't take the airplane again

Mr. Brown when will you be back?

Mr. Brown you should have taken the Cadillac

Remember what happened to Senator Heinz?

Flight 57 he was doin' fine

The plane went up, the plane came down

Heinz ended up like ketchup on the nearest town

Ends up like ketchup on the nearest town

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Secretary of Commerce, my best friend

Won't be coming back again

(repeat, repeat ... )

He was my friend

But he won't be coming back again....

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Mr. Brow-ah-ow-ah-own

Mr. Brow-ah-ow-ah-own

His family was wearing a frown

His airplane crashed to the ground