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Yo, ho and a bottle of rum
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Bottom of the ocean here we come
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Yo, ho and a bottle of rum
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An ocean full of slimy, toxic oily scum
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Hazelwood’s got the best whiskey around
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Guaranteed to run you aground
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Ahoy! Fetch me old mate, Pegleg
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Captain’s gettin’ thirsty - |
we need another keg
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Ay’ Matee what’s the blimin’ commotion
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We lost 5 million gallons of crude in the ocean
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Can’t clean er’ up tonight,
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the Captain’s been thinkin’
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Get the whiskey bottle,
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we all should be drinkin’
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Captain of the sea, a seafaring mate
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Captain of the Valdez runnin’ a little late
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Full steam ahead, where’s me mug of ale?
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Too drunk to walk, where’s my vomit pail?
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Slimy, toxic, slimy, toxic …oily seal |
Washed up on the beach - |
just to be the next maggot meal |
Endangered species, killer whales are dying, |
no one gives a ---- |
As long as I have enough gasoline - |
to fill up my new truck |