Exxon Valdez
by Randy Mentzer
 
Chorus:
Yo, ho and a bottle of rum
Bottom of the ocean here we come
Yo, ho and a bottle of rum
An ocean full of slimy, toxic oily scum
 
Hazelwood’s got the best whiskey around
Guaranteed to run you aground
Ahoy! Fetch me old mate, Pegleg
Captain’s gettin’ thirsty -
we need another keg
 
(Chorus)
 
Ay’ Matee what’s the blimin’ commotion
We lost 5 million gallons of crude in the ocean
Can’t clean er’ up tonight,
the Captain’s been thinkin’
Get the whiskey bottle,
we all should be drinkin’
 
(Chorus)
 
Captain of the sea, a seafaring mate
Captain of the Valdez runnin’ a little late
Full steam ahead, where’s me mug of ale?
Too drunk to walk, where’s my vomit pail?
 
(Chorus)
 
Slimy, toxic, slimy, toxic …oily seal
Washed up on the beach -
just to be the next maggot meal
Endangered species, killer whales are dying,
no one gives a ----
As long as I have enough gasoline -
to fill up my new truck