Political Christmas
by Randy Mentzer
 
Chorus:
Political Christmas
Woo - Hoo!
Political Christmas
Woo - Hoo
Political Christmas
Woo - Hoo
 
When you’re weird for years and years
You can’t help but to act strange
Remember the MX missiletoe
And Santa in a cage
Nuclear powered submarines
Are impressive in this age
People begin not to really care
If their disposed of in different ways
 
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Repeat Chorus
 
When you’re abused for years and years
You can’t help but seize control
Eliminate your opponents
Or fix the gallop polls
Plant bombs in your Christmas presents
Deliver them right away
Stay for a quick cup of tea
And tell them you can’t stay
 
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